Down the Toilet Hole (Lux Æterna)

by Andrew Novak


Hey, did you hear?

They found the singer of Led Zeppelin dead in a toilet bowl.

Yeah, his whole body, but probably not in the way you're thinking.

See, his body had been shrunk to the size of an action figure, but his head was still normal-sized, more or less.

Right, right.

So his body was down the toilet hole, but his head was resting in the bowl, facing upward in the water.

I know, right?

Yeah, they think it was a suicide.

They say he looked so peaceful when they found him.